Introducing Tech Roast Pro Max: A show that’s fun for the whole family—if your whole family are backend engineers! Celebrate these final days of human employment by sitting in a room with a thousand other techies, watching a boy band of ex-engineer clowns age out of show business before your very eyes.

Brought to you by Jesse Warren (Chief Visionary Officer), Austin Nasso (Chief Visionary Officer), and Nikita Oster (Chief Visionary Officer), Tech Roast Pro Max is a revolutionary new way for us to collect your money and data. With a fresh and updated show format, this is our most meets-expectations product yet. Buy your ticket now before the morning layoffs arrive!